April 2012
Uhh idk like I wuz juz sittin’ here hoping you’d seduce m3h like ….Uhm „„„ok„„,lol„„,&&&&&& yeah ;) Peaches tm sun emoticon #####%\\\\\
H……..ey…….??????//////!!!!!!!$$$$$$
March 2012
Lmfao my dads done eating and I’ve only eaten like 15% of my meal
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Dad: so what kind of sports do you like?
Me:………..
Me……if I liked sports I wouldn’t be fat but I like fashion :)
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proclaimabeginning reblogged your photo: oh my god Kam perfection
that guy with the blue hair could GET IT
wow im gonna have to block you bye
anyway im going to get a burger and make up for the past 3 weeks of starvation ciao
homeophobic:
plastic bag? more like plastic swag
[[MORE]]remember when jellocum would at least try to be funny (painful to watch) but succeeded every now and then (very seldom) and not obsess over like the stupidest things and make fucking annoying depressing attention seeking posts i miss that jellocum lms if u agree lmfao jk im not going back to reblogging scat porn and black ghetto women and obese couples having sex via their belly summerblog...
does it ever happen to you that you start wondering about a celebrity’s sex life and then soon you become obsessed and sad and pathetic or is that just me
corpz:
bon iver more like bon fucking gay
sooo tempted to start getting starbucks everyday because then i dont eat anything and lose weight but then $
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joloso:
funkies:
have you ever felt so overwhelmingly ugly that you literally start crying ebcause your nose is too big and your thighs are too fat and everything but then you realize there is so much more to life than looks and looks in reality, means nothing compared to what you can do with your life but then you realize everyone around you judges you by the way you look so you feel like...
wait nudes blogs never follow me what is happening here
joloso:
nucleur:
joloso:
jellocum:
julissa deleted me on fb again tell her im so done with her this time
i literally delete everyone from tumblr on fb like once a week
except for me
we’re like real friends now so you dont count
wow thank you mike and julissa …….
julissa deleted me on fb again tell her im so done with her this time
*falls into deep depression*
Lms if you think you are truly blessed to have Lesbiamon in your life ;)
furse:
now whenever vicky posts a picture of her face i think of lesbiamon
Yesssssa
Last week I hated Mexican Catholics this week I hate Cuban Catholics next week I hate Catholics in latin America etc
Sigh I’ll never be hot I’m just gonna get a nose job and try to look like Darren criss that’s as good as its gonna get but not even close anyway I’ve accepted it lmfao bye
I haven’t kissed anyone in about a year or more lmfao and today I visualized myself kissing someone hot and I could ALMOST feel it sigh night
jakeforjesus:
My life is basically a cheap weave
annefranksgasmask:
i wish i had blue eyes i bet people would like me if i had blue eyes
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imnotmatthelders:
jellocum:
imnotmatthelders:
jellocum:
imnotmatthelders started following you
im laughing so frickin hard at your pathetic little self
hey i just followed you because you were begging for it that day we met on december. see you.
thats all i have to say bye lesbiamon
you are so pathetic mate. grow a pair.
im sorry but why did you just refer to me as mate? youre...
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imnotmatthelders:
jellocum:
imnotmatthelders started following you
im laughing so frickin hard at your pathetic little self
hey i just followed you because you were begging for it that day we met on december. see you.
thats all i have to say bye lesbiamon
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imnotmatthelders started following you
im laughing so frickin hard at your pathetic little self
gilmours:
i think this picture accurately sums up my life
