January 2012
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I’m still not over the fact that had I gone to NYC I would have met Moseley BIG FAT SIGH
Casually scrolling through porn on my phone with like 5 people sitting very closely to me
Ok so we’re here now the night should get better
Wow I thought hispanics were all about partying up with some salsa, merengue and cumbia but I guess we’re something else….???
because Ive been listening to the same U2 song for about 2 hours?
Selena would be so disappointed
1612th:
english words that pitbull knows
party
miami
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2011 lmfao
nocturnal blogging
worst, saddest and most pathetic time to turn 18 lmfao now im almost 19 and its like I lost an entire year of my life
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Court
jellocum
I got a job
im almost 19 sigh
wow shoey wont follow me back thats soo not 5t4s of him effin zapato
tyronebanks:
have a pussy poppin’ new year everyone!
Anonymous asked: change your icon please, it's disturbing,
i should be out partying already man
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Cerati will get better in 2012 watch
December 2011
sofiaremade:
i’m having an ugliness crisis
wow someone skype me
Cristina is ssooo drunk join →
wow these euros are having a legit euro conversation and I cant join because fucking tinychat fuck yalkl
wow i was gonna get on cristinas tinychat but it doesnt let me :/
rumour:
flip it im young
diaryoftheblackannefrank:
everyone block jellocum he is an illegal immigrant im so done with immigrants
wow michaela is still butthurt everyone in her hood knows I only fucked her to get my green card lmFAo #ROASTED
Legit questions for circumcised males:
Does your dick not hurt all the time or get dry does it not hurt when you touch it from being so dry?
Basically been doing nothing since we got home from work because my mom is cooking like 3 million things all at once for tonight’s dinner and this better be worth it those Hispanics better not eat it all like last time ok
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5:20 lying in bed doing nothing hmmmm
tabonell:
just so everyone knows i will be changing my clothes between 11:59 and 12:00 tonight new year new me
adeenyc replied to your post: adeenyc replied to your post: wait people are…
honey fashion is rude get used to it
but..
you’re not fashion….
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it’s funny because Fritz is very androgynous he could even be the next andrej for all you know
and we all know how Jimmy Vega feels about lady boys
adeenyc replied to your post: wait people are following me… ….. on new years
that gif will make people unfollow you
wow jimmy vega are you trying to say something rude? thats not very vogue of you
wait people are following me…
…..
on
new years
averyfilipinoday:
k1mkardashian:
i just don’t get how people find smoking attractive. like “oh yea i love the way you smoke that cigarette mmmm it’s turning me on”. irdgi
mmmm cancer
lanternsinthenight started following you wow you are hot why would you follow me who FORCED YOU
africans:
i better make sure to get on facebook tonight so that i can be informed when its 2012
is it just me or do iphone pics make you look uglier than usual idk i dont have one picture on my iphone where I dont look disgusting
temporarily deletes slow/depressing songs from itunes
-shrooms:
the only person I’m kissing tonight is the end of a shotgun
im gonna listen to the pete tong show all night and pretend im actually a tall hot euro guy having fun in Ibiza with a bunch of other hot people yeah theres my new years plan voila
hotlocalsingle:
at the stroke of midnight im kissing my reflection
whorephanage:
my new years resolution is to start looking hot
i can achieve that by roughly Janurary 1st 2012 00:01
jeefberky:
up my butt and around da corner
unibrowsing:
boom toasted
hijack:
eff you guys i won’t get a kiss tonight
meatmodel:
i love obese animals just not obese people
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I wonder what blackmormon is doing tonight
what would blackmormon’s new life be like on new years
bigtimerussian:
rewearing the same outfit you wore yesterday because no one saw you yesterday
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canninuscunnilingus:
all of yall have these great party plans and im stuck w/ my family what a damn shame
wow uh m still no better plans for tomorrow i wish i was blackmormon and didnt have to worry about this